Hey, 2016 was great if you’re a terrible person.

Hey, 2016 was great if you’re a terrible person.

It wasn’t breaking for the crash, it was braking because traffic ahead had slowed down. Red car is tailgating the SUV, which starts to slow down, and so the red car decides to move the right lane - but the car in the right lane is coming up fast, so they gun it, but as they do the SUV has to brake because, you know,…

I like how FF7 dealt with Paul Walker’s death

I’m going to be 40 in the spring, I’ve never had a relationship, and haven’t had a date in several years. I wake up every morning wanting to be dead. I work in protective services for older adults, and I know the fate of old people who don’t have anyone. I have wasted my life and there are going to be horrible…

Now to accidentally set this off when being pulled over for a sobriety check.

The other time was me, too.

Sure, why not?

2020 can’t get here soon enough

She’s married to Nickelback Man himself.

They’ve got the CGI Bea Arthur ready to go.

Yeah, all my friends assumed the same. I watched the pilot randomly one night and was hooked.

So perfect for Trump.

So perfect for Trump.

That’s the joke.

That’s the joke.

I got a suspension and training after I complimented my coworker’s ass after she had been using a suspension trainer.

I got a suspension and training after I complimented my coworker’s ass after she had been using a suspension trainer.

The people who say “it wouldn’t have changed anything” clearly did not pay attention to the campaign.

Clinton lost because the story the last two weeks of the election was the Comey letter, and emails. Trump’s strategy after that was to lay low, not say anything at all, and stay out of the news.

The cheerleader was then fired for interacting with a player.

He’s being paid for a full and complete vehicle

History was written by R2-D2.