Is this Hormel thing a meme now? I guess I missed it.
It's decent mass-market bacon for sure, but no better than Smithfield and way worse than a lot of others.

Why doesn't NFL Films have its own streaming service by now?

Eh, I'd like to see RG3 have at least a modicum of success after how the Rat pretty much ruined his career.

Or 'watchable'.

It must be wreaking havoc in fantasy league playoffs.

Eh, fuck both those dudes.
Rex Grossman is just as responsible for that Indy win as Peyton and while Eli's throw to Manningham was nothing short of marvelous, that Tyree catch was nothing short of a fluke.
Fuck Archie Manning too.

Don't have kids and you'll sleep just fine.

So who do you believe now?

I keep giving a key to a room at the Hyatt but no one seems to get it.

You've also lost faith in every major news outlet.
Really, if they'd predicted a Trump win, what might you have done differently?

Thank you for your service and happy holiday!

There are robots for sale?

I'm not sure how seriously you should take anything Star Wars related.

Being Jeff Dunham's daughter will only take you so far.

The best cave

I muted him as well.
As someone who liked him/agrees with him; he really is a whiney bitch on Twitter.

Sounds like it's you.

Fuck. Yes.

They filmed it at Miller, right?

Bookmarked!