They also have articles focused on beer, liquor and cocktails, you have a problem with those?

Ain't that some shit?
The opposing schools named should be ashamed, not for the impropriety, but for not laughing themselves half to death at needing insider info to beat Wake Fucking Forest.

RIP.
I think he should been eulogized here, but I'm a huge NBA fan.

Say what you will but some of those OU unis are sharp as hell and the recruits seem to love them.
The UM ones on the other hand… hard to figure what they're thinking with that trash or moving to the big 10.
In short, Nike >>>> Under Armour.

6 ounces?!? That can't be right.

Are you excited about the Floyd pickup?
You should be.

Fuck that, I'm goin straight to Michael Winslow.

*peels out on motorcycle, sans helmet*

Yes, *legs*.

Dalton got shafted, I think he's easily the second best Bond.

Which is the one with evil Superman?
Honestly, all of those movies pretty much suck.

Agreed. You're being kind. Agreed.

Shit, in the 80's it was encouraged.

If you like this show, trust me, you don't want to see that.

Ha, Jean Grae.

There ain't no back in the day!

If it was a screening of VitamisShoe's ass beating, you might not be so fucking smug.

Facts is facts.
Janerious better be able to sing or play ball.

Doctor Mindbender for me.
I already named a cat that, but he'll be long gone before my seed finds purchase.

With all due respect, Penn jillette would probably own you in a fight.