The same way that some idiot that can’t even figure out to make a profit at a casino can become the nominee of a major party

Is this your first day on the internet?

I think one court said players could get paid and suggested $5000/year but I believe it was paid at the end of the scholarship. Also keep in mind that part, really most, of their compensation is paying for the cost of attendance at the school. But a higher court later over ruled and said the cost of attendance was…

I hope Chris Ash at least got to take advantage of that deal too

If it was about Bernie the outcry would make Gamergate look like a Sunday School picnic.

“Luckily, I didn’t have my concealed carry on me at the time,” Moschel said. He went on to say, “I mean, I never have my gun on me while watching the Vikings or I’d have to buy 16 TV’s a year”

The craze-o attacks of the Republicans didn’t start with Obama. They made the same attacks against Bill Clinton. He had 38 people murdered, including Vince Foster (had an affair with Hillary) and Commerce Secretary Ron Brown (knew too much). The difference was that back then it was just some whackos saying this…

Yea but somebody needs to tell Randy that Havoline tastes much better with Cheerios than Castrol

My idiot team had Billy Joe Overthrow, too. We traded a guy named Brett Favre and kept Chris Miller and Tolliver. Good times.

The party names on new nominee. They can choose anyone.

Bein’ the CEO of Backpage ain’t easy

In Winston’s defense, he did manage to get the first down.

Kasich won’t fold. He actually hates candidate Trump on principle and there’s little cost to him, politically.

This is a news conference about football. Why is that reporter talking about politics and why is he taking over the room?

“People need to stop overreacting and wait for more facts to come out, as new details coming out change the narrative.”

Well, only one side is hiding evidence so you do the math.

Your dogged determination to bark out truth to power has given me paws.

It is the job of those 60 year old men to keep those 20 year olds under control. They pull players apart all the time. This wasn’t a situation where the ref grabbed him from behind and he didn’t know it was a ref. Less than 5 quarters of football has been played by USC and they’re already coming unglued.

I picture Terri Gross as a belligerent drunk after she gets in to the brown liquor. She’d straighten that condo board out.

Next week on This American Life. Bedbugs; A Real Pest or Just a Social Construct for Maintaining Order by The Man. Also, we’ll explore, Can Lightning Really Kill?