My God, a re-used Orange Peel? And those pussies at Guadalcanal thought they had it rough.

Lighten up, Francis. I live in Georgia and get pissed for half a second when we get criticized here but this site snarks on EVERYONE and EVERYWHERE so don’t laugh at anyone else if you can’t laugh when the finger is pointed at you.

I just assumed the ‘S’ meant she lettered in strangulation

From the University of Mars

Washington deserves every bit of that criticism. It’s a tough sell when You’re saying, 'hey look, we're no dumber than the Rams!'

God, seeing that was so disturbing. Also, the shooting was unnerving, too.

This story won’t have closure until she’s at Milfords one night and says,’we’re gonna need some mussels over here!’

The Braves have gone from model franchise to clown show faster than any club in history. Signing Tebow should be for a club like the Marlins or Ray’s just to get attention. Personally, I’m enjoying this slow motion train wreck

Yep, they’ll get Goldman Sachs involved somehow, maybe financing the trucks too easily , then wrapping those loans into CDO’s which they sell as AAA but eventually they collapse and what do you have?

I’m guessing that’s Eric Cantor and they’re both high as hell, laughing hysterically and prank calling Ryan.

When asked to elaborate on his protest Kaepernik said,’there are bodies in the streets! And I’m just talking about what Bruce Miller, Aldon Smith, Ray McDonald and Chris Culliver have done!’.

Are we sure Freeman wasn’t trying to get injured so he could get off this shit show for the rest of the season

The good news is about the time the Bucs are 2-5 this guy will be able to work this out with no one watching

Our GM, Thomas Dimitroff

So Donald, when you both first walk in to shake hands give her a little pat on the rear. The ladies love that!

I’m starting to love these Olympics. Brazil bid on them when everything was great, but now they’ve had to do them on the cheap and I don’t mind a few surprises...

Trumpster Fire?

People still rag on poor Riley Cooper for yelling, ‘I’ll fight every n*gger here!’ at that country music concert but they don’t realize he was just requesting a Kenny Chesney song

Jada is the one. She knows people that can get you fired!

There’s no way I’m getting in a natural body of water nude and allowing Mr Johnson to dangle down like a fish in distress waiting to be attacked.