Only if Miko Grimes gets a machete, too. The woman made two WYTS this year. She’s a national treasure

EVERY YEAR EVERY TEAM gets this treatment. Doesn’t matter if you were the best team or the worst team. Just put WYTS in the search button and you’ll see them all. And you’ll notice the second best thing about these articles is that it’s the TEAMS OWN fans that get to rip on their own team. The best part being earnest…

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Handling peppers doesn’t bother me much. The problem I’ve had was with cleaning peppers under running water. The water apparently kicks capsacin into the air, I breathe it, and then I have a hack I can’t get rid of. Now if I’m cleaning and de-seeding I put them under a bowl of water and I don’t have the cough.

I’m calling bullshit because that email ISN’T ALL CAPS!!!!!!!!!!

On the other hand, if the raccoon wiggles into the shell, he’d have an amazing defense system, and with the mask he might sneak in as the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

She just knows the odds are good that Trump will be on to his next wife before the inauguration.

Reminds me of a Law & Order episode where they’re interviewing a witness who told them students had been protesting the Columbus Day holiday.

Damn. I had that same haircut. So your comment that ‘your dad’ had it is like a knife through my old, old heart.

And Steve Goodman forgot to add anything about mama, trains, trucks, rison or getting drunk

Exactly. How the hell do you go from, ‘My closest group of friends have been with me through it all’ but now I’m sick of them asking me for support?Sounds like the writer’s friends might be the ones to benefit from breaking up.

It is a a profitable move... For the Braves. Cobb County is paying huge bucks to subsidize development at 75/285. Last time I looked that area was no slum and would have been developed by businesses without any subsidies. This deal will make the Gwinnet stadium failure look smart by comparison. Enjoy paying the Braves…

John Malone, ceo of Liberty Media, owner of the Braves said, 'everything about the Braves is doing great except for the team. Their philosophy is make money in real estate and baseball is secondary

Those poor Scots are wankers occupied by wankers if I remember my Ewan McGregor Trainspotting quotes correctly.

I’m hoping he named the pet monkey Tony.

Sooo, she’s available?

White privilege

‘Mr Haden, Baylor is on line one’

He was the ‘respected moderate’ and used to be willing to buck his own party. When he got the position overseeing the Pentagon’s budget recently I thought for sure he’d find all kinds of waste and go after it. Nope, now he just runs for re-election and says whatever will get him elected. “Build a damn wall”, “don’t…

This is a pretty amazing position from the SBC. It shows how quickly people are turning against this symbol. You can’t get more southern than the Southern Baptist Convention.