This guy was lucky. Usually when someone gets into an argument with Stewart they get really tired!

You can actually make your own lip balm easily and leave out the lanolin. Google homemade lip balm or go to Amazon search diy lip balm.

Or Air Mandolin

Word to the wise. Don’t order the tossed salad

Aren’t they all?

Actually his job is to defend the U.S. Constitution. Not nation-building, not just killing people, not ‘being a force for good in the world’.

Blus 1

I’m hoping that kid can be redeemed but if he keeps this up he’s going to steal from the wrong person and get seriously beaten or worse.

Is your last name Cosby? because...

I can’t believe Dan Quinn didn’t make the ‘lost season’ list but then I remembered. Nobody else gives a fuck about the Falcons

They recruited you ironically?

so what’s her story? She’s a drug addict and he’s her supplier? Or she just wants his money? Because nothing else makes sense

She better hope no one ‘protests’ her candidacy

According to researchers from the American Cancer Society, there’s been an increase in the number of women under the age of 26 who have been diagnosed with early-stage cervical cancer, most likely the effect of Obamacare.

Hey A-Rod, I thought you were dating that actress Deca Durabolin when you won.

I can’t stand that Aaron Rodgers bullshit either, although the double-check like the Superman thing Cam does is a little more spontaneous so it doesn’t seem as bad as that stupid dancing (full disclosure, I’m an old). And while Rodgers is a sensational talent he doesn’t mind throwing his fellow teammates and coaches…

This describes Lennay Kekua perfectly but sadly she is no longer on this earth

Thanks, Obama!

It's a shitshow. The usual plan is to spend to make sure you have winner when you have a new stadium. But the Braves will still be a loser in 2016 and there isn't a core to win in 2017. Looks like 2018 at the earliest.

Doesn’t everyone remember their first time at Starbucks? I remember going to a mall and deciding I wanted a cup of coffee. I saw this new place called Starbucks and ordered a coffee. Four dollars. FOUR FUCKING DOLLARS? I still remember