When you're 50 you'll read a story like this and think, that doesn't sound so bad

Just don’t ask him about the playoffs

My boy Luke. He smiles like a baby but he bites like a gator.

It’s top quality shimmying, though.

He’s dating an African-American woman but, ‘she’s one of the good ones’

On the bright side, at least Henson hasn’t wasted his money on an overpriced Rolex.

But ‘I don’t give a shit about the double yellow line’ isn’t a reason to swerve into them with your car. If I see someone run a red light it doesn’t mean I get to pull up next to them and start shooting because they broke the law. If I’m in the left lane on the interstate and the guy in front of me isn’t passing…

Looks like Mt Pleasant isn’t

I really don’t understand firing the guy. My understanding is they told him to get treatment, he said he’d get treatment, then they fired him. I’m not saying he should stay on the job. Seems like Haden opened up USC to some financial liability here. Should have left him on leave, then after treatment and the season…

I think you nailed it. She’s the perfect CEO. In the debate she spouted a bunch of nonsense but sounded super-smart while doing it. Now the other candidates are calling her on it. Also, they’re talking about her laying off 30,ooo people and shipping those jobs overseas and that really resonates with the populist wing…

I’ll bet he’s the only Florida football player to get anything positive on a test.

Enjoy your first visit to Deadspin

Do you know who else thought Texans were great and honest people? Hitler, that’s who!

Also any teacher that is armed would obviously have to secure the weapon. ‘Excuse me sir, could you hold off firing that weapon until I retrieve my gun from this locked desk?’

Not only that but it’s a ridiculous assumption made by people that have watched too many movies. I’ll let anyone arm up like they’re El Chapos army and I promise I can drop them with my 38 before they can think, ‘oh shit, he’s got a..’. And anyone that’s a half decent shot could do the same to me if they have the…

My first thought was, ‘these guys are really fighting over Colts vs Texans?’

I once broke up with a girl because we were hungry and she suggested going to Krystal for lunch. Lunch! No one goes to Krystal before 1 am and then only because you’re drunk and no place else is open.

When I said get a fall guy, I didn’t mean your own mother!

That’s the same reason he ended up with Bradford

Yea and we have this problem in Atlanta. Like you say there’s plenty of 13 and 14 year olds on powerful bikes with no helmets weaving in and out of traffic. It’s not a protest, it’s just irresponsible dangerous stupidity. Hell, I’ve driven 37 years without having an accident that was my fault and I don’t like driving…