Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't

I was as surprised as anyone when I heard that Schilling had been thrown in jail for his tweet

Tebow would have scored two touchdowns on that play

Coach Kelly, get back to practice

She got confused because after the Redskins told her RGIII didn’t have a concussion, RGIII yelled out, ‘Yes I do, and I feel like it’s the best concussion in the league!’

Dave is the evil twin

The way she says retarded over and over is friekin awesome!

They weren’t really concerned about him throwing the ball with his friend until they learned Geno owed the guy 5 bucks.

No but he will be struck by lightning or turned into a pillar of salt

‘Chicago radio host Dan Bernstein claims that English recently deleted all of his social media accounts’

I live in Atlanta and I totally agree. Visit New Orleans. the seafood is cheap and so are the hookers.

This. And also the fact that Hilary and The Donald are two peas in a pod

He looks like he belongs in a Pink Floyd video

Yea, this woman is a genius. She spent a fortune running for Senate and lost by 800,000 votes to Barbara freakin Boxer so from that she deduces the American people want her to be President.

‘But Montana won 4 WITHOUT cheating!’

Plus I’m pretty sure the plastic is more nutritious and safer than eating the cheese.

I think we’re safe because any packages that expire between “between December 29, 2015 and January 4, 2016 and a manufacturing code of S54 or S55,” were probably sold in the 1960’s.

He looks like Eric Roberts in Pope of Greenwich Village

I’m an old too so ‘uno dos tres catorce’ really confuses me, but go ahead and turn it up captain

I’m a Patriots hater so I’m loving this but let’s be honest about how this will go down. Brady misses 4 games. Jimmy Garappolo plays like the greatest backup QB in history. Patriots still go deep in the playoffs or win the Super Bowl. Then Belichick trades Garappolo for 19 more draft picks PLUS some malcontent rb or…