How dare anyone criticize this fine organization. We were the ones smart enough to draft Brett Favre...and then promptly trade him away the next year. We made up for that mistake a few years later by moving up to the number one spot in the draft so we could draft the most efficient dog killer since Parvo. It took us…

Jesus H fucking Thomas Dimitroff. There are many terrible things about the Falcons but him and Scott Pioli are the worst. They’re the geniuses responsible for New England success but no, they’re gone (and losing) and that smug sonofabitch Belichick just keeps winning. I can’t decide what I want more, Belichick to die…

I’ve enjoyed Bourdain’s shows but he needs to give up the holier-than-thou crapola. I mean, he’s not exactly splitting atoms or curing cancer.

You can’t talk about Snake and not mention the ‘holy roller’. You know you just invented something great when the NFL has to revise the rules to stop anyone from doing it again.

Mr Baez, I have Urban Meyer on line two

14. It’s not in my refrigerator

So....you’re saying stopping people from flying that flag makes them victims?

I blame the blacks. Seriously, George and Linda Black were seated 2 rows ahead of me. They’re always causing trouble. They were throwing beers and punches. F-ing blacks have to ruin everything

Those early UFC were crazy. I think the only rules were no fish hooking or eye gouging. No weight classes...if you won you fought the guy who won the last fight....and the only way they ended was tap out or knock out. One night a quick and big guy kept punching that slow fat Tank Abbot right in the jaw and Abbot just…

You can see after he bit that guy the gator stopped and thought, ‘hmmmm, tastes like chicken’.

Plus I hear it will be valued at only 78% of the man’s ten dollar bill.

The thinking right now is that it was the same shark. (the attacks were 90 minutes and 2 miles apart). However, these are beaches where some people are swimming and others are fishing so there was bait/blood in that water.

They need the money. NonServiam, it’s all psychological. You yell barracuda, everybody says, “Huh? What?” You yell shark, we’ve got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.

I don’t know...the talking part has me leaning no, but a non-talking robot? I’m in.

I grew up middle class in the 70’s and meat was expensive enough that we had plenty of days where mac and cheese or cans of tuna was our protein. The only time we had steak was on our birthday.

You’re here too, kettle

I thought it was, ‘Do you know where your helmet is, Thurman?’

You can thank Hugo Boss for that.

He hasn’t yet decided if he’s moving to London when the team does.

It’s gotta be the traffic