Also, if grandma had balls she’d be grandpa

I thought she was Chanel West Coast

It's old and corny but I also like the one where you leave a message for a friend to call 'Mr Bear' or 'Mr Fox at 9the numberto your local zoo). They call and the zoo has heard it a million times so they're pretty light hearted and explain that Mr Bear doesn't talk and doesn't have opposible thumbs to use the phone.

Draft picks vanishing already happens when the Falcons draft so no biggie

That's a slap on th wrist compared to what was rumored (a second round pick). Pumping noise into an enclosed stadium? Idiots.

I hope Dr Phil gets addicted to meth and then is eaten alive by Lions while on fire

When I was a kid my parents took me to the doc with a cough or something and my dad asked the doc for antibiotics. He told him he didn't prescribe antibiotics unless absolutely necessary because he was worried about overuse, etc. This was in 1966. Can't believe doctors today still don't get it.

Mitt Romney

Cool graphic but no way that prostitute was cherry

'it gets the whites whiter'

Those alarms go off all the time just due to temperature changes

Solo; 'Do you know who I am?'

I don't watch reality tv but please, someone get these two crazies a show. I would watch that

both team's footballs were tested. Why weren't the Indy footballs affected the same way?

So maybe the seed of children cutting off their parents started with us. We boomers were the first generation with parents who were ultra-concerned about making sure their children had a "better" childhood than they had.

Leave Steve Forbes out of this

Prostitution sting once gave me a serious rash

So...are you single ?

I wonder if it hurt when they pulled the hook out of her mouth

I pictured him yelling, 'Why am I wearing this Braves cap?!'