This is it. The most privileged article ever published on Jezebel. You did it guys. WE did it.

On the fourth time all I could see and hear was one word: Drght'leh. He wakes.

According to Nomura, "The story is simple: an enemy nation steals the crystal, and the protagonists must get it back. Amidst that, human relations intersect, expanding into a Final Fantasy-style tale."

I hate myself for understanding this as easily as I read real English.

Another note from the article: They actually didn't find any correlation with deeper voices and low sperm count, just a correlation between attractive (which tend to be deeper) voices and low sperm count.