“I rose too high, loved too hard, dared too much. I tried to grasp a star, overreached, and fell.” -- Sean McVay

Also Vince:

We’re talking about high school boys, here. They said they were going to, but then didn’t.

This is way less horrible than I first thought. I figured it was going to be that someone actually threw a javelin at him, like in "The Cat Among the Pigeons."

You just like to pour over her tweets Searching for a Minor Mistake that you can Criticize her for. Fake news! Sad!

I won’t fly with my kid when I have one. Not until they’re old enough to handle it. Sorry.

“Mom’s”

“Could you not drive in that scenario?”

The right-wing has been playing the long con on American media since at least the early 90’s and possibly the late 80’s. I remember Rush Limbaugh talking about “liberal media bias” around 1992. Even then they were laying the ground work for “fake news”. But back then it was mostly just AM radio stations. Overtime…

THANKS OBAMA!

I'm still coming to grips that we both find his daughter attractive.

I’m surprised by Trump’s interpretation on this. The darker horse won, but then after an appeal on technical grounds, the judicial system declared the lighter colored horse - far less qualified according to oddsmakers - the winner. You’d think Trump would be on board.

Michael Phelps is a great point, actually. Medical tests have shown he produces around 50% less lactic acid than his competitors, which is HUGE biological advantage for... virtually any athletic endeavor! No one demanded he give up his medals retroactively, nor were there lactic acid tests intoduced to level the…

It’s transporpoise, you bigot 

I’ve got the feeling that of she was Michelle Anderson instead of Caster Semenya this never would have been a thing.

Spot on.

Well, Michael Phelps is a white man, so he gets a pass. Caster Semeny is a black woman, so...

Or put it this way: should Michael Phelps have been banned from swimming because he was, biologically, an unholy man-porpoise hybrid? I mean, you suck it up and move on.

Just a handjob and college are now the most sensational crimes