You just like to pour over her tweets Searching for a Minor Mistake that you can Criticize her for. Fake news! Sad!

I won’t fly with my kid when I have one. Not until they’re old enough to handle it. Sorry.

“Mom’s”

“Could you not drive in that scenario?”

The right-wing has been playing the long con on American media since at least the early 90’s and possibly the late 80’s. I remember Rush Limbaugh talking about “liberal media bias” around 1992. Even then they were laying the ground work for “fake news”. But back then it was mostly just AM radio stations. Overtime…

THANKS OBAMA!

I'm still coming to grips that we both find his daughter attractive.

I’m surprised by Trump’s interpretation on this. The darker horse won, but then after an appeal on technical grounds, the judicial system declared the lighter colored horse - far less qualified according to oddsmakers - the winner. You’d think Trump would be on board.

Michael Phelps is a great point, actually. Medical tests have shown he produces around 50% less lactic acid than his competitors, which is HUGE biological advantage for... virtually any athletic endeavor! No one demanded he give up his medals retroactively, nor were there lactic acid tests intoduced to level the…

It’s transporpoise, you bigot 

I’ve got the feeling that of she was Michelle Anderson instead of Caster Semenya this never would have been a thing.

Spot on.

Well, Michael Phelps is a white man, so he gets a pass. Caster Semeny is a black woman, so...

Or put it this way: should Michael Phelps have been banned from swimming because he was, biologically, an unholy man-porpoise hybrid? I mean, you suck it up and move on.

They seriously had no idea what those photos with the rowing gear was all about?  These kids had to actively participate in the scheme for it to work. 

It’s really adorable that you think the kids will learn anything from this. 

Just a handjob and college are now the most sensational crimes

I look to the sky, I see a cloud, and I bellow, “RETIRING UNIFORM NUMBERS IS STOOOOOPID!”

Yeah, shame on him for respecting Maisie enough to be honest about his feelings instead of lying to her! The world’s relationships needs less honesty and more feelings coddling!

Oh, I thought she was going to mention that both were created (wait, does this count as a spoiler?) under questionable circumstances for the benefit of their “masters,” only to turn that around and show up with murder on the mind.