When asked what influenced their decision to quit, the dogs responded that weather conditions became too ruff. 

No. No studies definitely show success. Stick to Pills.

Good women’s soccer is more entertaining than good men’s soccer.

I got your new host right here:

So do you think they should just shut down Jeopardy! once he’s done? (retirement or otherwise) I thought that nobody could replace Bob Barker after TPIR, and I guess Drew has done an ok job, but this and Pat Sajak/Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune (maybe to a lesser degree) feel like shows you just need to bury…

Correction, they’re just pissed that people are making such a big deal out of their little Johnny and Susie’s harmless joke.

And the only reason their parents are pissed is that they were dumb enough to post it.

Fuck it. He will have made  $45M in 4 years. Retire at 25 and hopefully not be in a wheelchair at 50.

The “5 Count” pin was one of the greatest heel gimmicks of all time. Bundy is the classic example of the 1980s “Monster Heel”. Just look at his career curve from 85-87. He absolutely destroys jobber to the stars S.D. Jones in “record” time to put himself on the map at the 1st WrestleMania. He main events  WrestleMania…

So King Hippo=King Kong Bundy, Von Kaiser=Col. DeBeers of AWA fame, Piston Honda=Ricky Steamboat and Super Macho Man=.....uh......hang on.... I’ll think of it....

As a WWF and NES fan kid, I was (and still am) convinced he was the inspiration for King Hippo:

buildings now occupy 390,000 square meters of land (4.2 million square feet, or 96 acres). While that may sound small, humanity’s “visual footprint”, or the area in which our activities is visible, occupies over 93,000 square kilometers (35,900 square miles).

No fault of hers, of course, but also not a level playing field - and sports assumes that there is one.

The adult in me loves this response.

and speculated that the injury could have been much worse given that clouds had covered up the harsh sun that shined over Orlando prior to the game

People have always been pathetic. Social media just makes it more obvious. 

Yeah, this site should really stop with the “You’re Recycling X All Wrong” articles. They are less then helpful when so often the right way to do things is so localized.

“...because of what the company found to be a valid impersonation complaint.”

Why should I change my name?  She’s the one who sucks.

Speaking of citing sources, can you include a source for that chart? Interested in reading about it.