Good women’s soccer is more entertaining than good men’s soccer.

I got your new host right here:

So do you think they should just shut down Jeopardy! once he’s done? (retirement or otherwise) I thought that nobody could replace Bob Barker after TPIR, and I guess Drew has done an ok job, but this and Pat Sajak/Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune (maybe to a lesser degree) feel like shows you just need to bury…

Correction, they’re just pissed that people are making such a big deal out of their little Johnny and Susie’s harmless joke.

And the only reason their parents are pissed is that they were dumb enough to post it.

Fuck it. He will have made  $45M in 4 years. Retire at 25 and hopefully not be in a wheelchair at 50.

The “5 Count” pin was one of the greatest heel gimmicks of all time. Bundy is the classic example of the 1980s “Monster Heel”. Just look at his career curve from 85-87. He absolutely destroys jobber to the stars S.D. Jones in “record” time to put himself on the map at the 1st WrestleMania. He main events  WrestleMania…

So King Hippo=King Kong Bundy, Von Kaiser=Col. DeBeers of AWA fame, Piston Honda=Ricky Steamboat and Super Macho Man=.....uh......hang on.... I’ll think of it....

As a WWF and NES fan kid, I was (and still am) convinced he was the inspiration for King Hippo:

No fault of hers, of course, but also not a level playing field - and sports assumes that there is one.

The adult in me loves this response.

and speculated that the injury could have been much worse given that clouds had covered up the harsh sun that shined over Orlando prior to the game

Yeah, this site should really stop with the “You’re Recycling X All Wrong” articles. They are less then helpful when so often the right way to do things is so localized.

Speaking of citing sources, can you include a source for that chart? Interested in reading about it.

Cheating, and then complaining about people not believing it? Sound like Tiesi-Manziel...(puts on sunglasses)...ran like a diva.

I told you two to stop fighting through me, Dad. 

Exactly why your mom should not have brought you to work.

I got kicked out of a strip club for the same behavior when I was that kid’s age. 

“You get paid MILLIONs of dollar to play a GAME I bought a ticket so I’ll touch you anyway I damn well like and you just have to take it!”

It always struck me as odd as hell that basketball has no barriers between players and fans. No other major sport just lets you (for $10,000) sit 12" from the actual sport taking place with nothing between you and the athlete.