larrydooby
Larry Dooby
larrydooby

This family has a future.

Yeah, I’m not sure why everyone around the kid - and the announcers - thought this was a comical event. Making physical contact with a player (unless he falls on you or something) should get you tossed out of the gym, regardless of how old you are.

Assuming by “that venue,” you mean every goddamn place on this garbage continent.

I told you two to stop fighting through me, Dad. 

Lmao you’re a disaster of a person. 

Exactly why your mom should not have brought you to work.

When I watch it I keep waiting for the parent to grab him and sit his ass back down at any point, and instead it’s just like he’s watching to see what happens. The cost of those seats and the likely amount of wealth required to attend there is definitely instructive, here, too.

The level of entitlement shown by a 10 year old (or whatever) kid who has courtside seats to an NBA game and also feeling like he can take a jab at a player who comes near him is fucking terrifying and pretty representative of this country as a whole. 

I got kicked out of a strip club for the same behavior when I was that kid’s age. 

“You get paid MILLIONs of dollar to play a GAME I bought a ticket so I’ll touch you anyway I damn well like and you just have to take it!”

No jokes here, they should have thrown that fucking little shit and his dad out of the stadium and barred them from re-entry. What an entitled little mutant. Fuck that kid.

It always struck me as odd as hell that basketball has no barriers between players and fans. No other major sport just lets you (for $10,000) sit 12" from the actual sport taking place with nothing between you and the athlete.

Next week Zach Gowen’s coming back with both legs.

Damn, Nurkic must be bad, if even Ben Simmons is willing to take a shot at him.

She also doesn’t know how facials work.   I bet her husband does though. 

“It’s sad! That would have been the only award some of those girls would have gotten while they were in high school. Thanks liberal, fake-news media!

Wilbur Ross was kind to chime in that, in the event of a shutdown, players could just get payday loans.  And maybe get a paper route and mow lawns.

No, I think you’re missing what he was really trying to say.

He never said anything “remotely” racist within Tom’s hearing. But if it was within Tom’s hearing, it wasn’t remote, right?

This is clearly the type of “technically right” type of B.S. he was aiming for.

It could still be true. The comments weren’t remotely racist--they were directly, unambiguously racist.