Scrolling down to the pic of the hand felt like a total Simpsons gag.

All everything needs age minimums.

Reminds me of when WWE formed a team called the Submission Sorority. Even announced it on TV. Then someone googled it and the name was changed by the next morning.

I hate everything.

Necessary viewing. At 1:05, one of the few times I’ve seen him lose it. They had to cut him outta the shot.

Any Sam Bradford pass.

He doesn’t recall posting that tweet, but he’ll believe you if you say he did.

Your writing about the writing about the writing about a shitty song being shitty needs an apology. *headdesk*

If we get a full repeat of last year, Eagles fan will be even more insufferable than before.

Love how like 10 guys are in the ring, no one even glances at the fighter bleeding internally right next to him.

Came here to say this exactly, thank you.

So often, my country reminds me of the guy on Seinfeld who pulled his dick out on a date with Elaine, then was outraged later when a woman was breastfeeding in public.

Related: Drives me NUTS when a team down 7 scores with little or no time left, and doesn’t go for 2 because they want to go to OT.

Does he have any advice when your intimidation is 99% based on being large, black, and male? I’ve always felt the need to smile and soften my voice so much that people can probably pick my teeth out of a lineup.

Same. And as I kept reading I just got more confused lol

No matter how it looks, you gotta feel good about being on the opposite side of a Pouncey opinion.

Ya know, if you feel like they’re shitting on veterans or whatever....maybe donate all your Nike gear to homeless/broke/psychologically damaged veteran’s programs instead of burning it?

I am a staunch proponent of OEM parts, unless and until they become defective. If I’d had the capability to be asked and to answer at the time, I wouldn’t even be circumcised. I’m 39 and just had 2 of my wisdom teeth removed, because they were going bad. But I remember when I was 19 or 20, one of my friends asked me…

Can anyone think of a counterexample? *raises hand*

Oddly enough, that’s just because the city fucked up. At the time the state was willing to use tax money to build all four new stadiums in Philly and Pittsburgh, but Philly took too long deciding on sites and lost some of it.