I walked into work this morning and said the best thing for me in all this is that now every conversation about “where did you go to school?” will be half as long as it has been for the last 20 years.

Exactly. Every time I see a gymnast on a balance beam with music randomly blaring in the arena, and random wild bursts of cheers from every direction, I wanna smack a golfer and a tennis player square in their respective faces.

Ya know, I was just recently thinking about how much I missed the old Astroturf skip from 3rd or deep short. Thanks, Jon!

Oh, we’re talking about two different levels here. I agree with the backup shortstop on the mound. I don’t agree with bitching cuz a team up 7-0 in the 6th steals 2nd. That’s ridiculous to me.

Thing is, I don’t even see why it’s a dick move. It’s an untimed sport! There’s no such thing as an impossible lead at any point until it’s over. But I also don’t believe in “running up the score” being a sin in any *pro* sport. You’re grown ass men, suck it up.

Not to mention all those lottery centers on those Bulls teams.

That.

Slightly better than the baseball one, where you’re supposed to stop trying while the other team is still trying.

It’s so ridiculous to hear ppl around here saying “no, we don’t want to win that way.” UM, 1) ...Wasn’t this the entire endgame of “The Process??”, 2) Not one of them thinks the Eagles win was tainted because they brought in Jeffery, Smith, Blount, Ajayi, etc.

But would there be a 10 second runoff when that happens? There should be a 10 second runoff, right? I believe when that happens they should do a 10 second runoff, don’t they see it??

You just described...everything.

Every. Damn. Time. This drives me nuts.

I wanna create a new account just to star this again.

We shoulda never gave y’all muggles NICs.

Same. I’ve found when I get like that and still wanna force something new, something simple with a lotta blowin shit up seems to work for me. Bro Force should be available for a goddamn prescription.

With you on Cass’s ceiling. Elias interests me because he’s already mastered crowd control. Which makes him one of like 4 people on the active roster not named McMahon who has.

+1 fake force of nature.

Or just one shot, regular speed, every angle. If you don’t know the call is wrong after that, that’s the definition of “inconclusive,” no?

That was the part in that vignette where I absolutely lost it.