To be fair to Dr. Carson, the signs that he was a crazy weirdo were there all along.

It seems like Bernie’s only supporters are online.

It’s summer in the picture?

Matt Lauer and Woody Allen probably should go to prison.

Who the fuck is buying all the dried beans?

Tesla is the most shorted US stock. Clearly there are lots of Tesla bears. The company has huge debts, oversold stocks, and suffers from huge economies of scale. They will never be able to have the costs to build their products that Ford or Toyota has. They’ll cut corners to meet short term production goals but it’s…

I know not to invest in Tesla.

He has his wealth tied up in Tesla which will be worth $0.00 by the end of the decade.

To be fair to Musk, it’s likely he won’t be a billionaire in a few years. 

God, I wish. Hillary Clinton would be an awesome president.

I’ve always gotten the branded trucks but I also don’t order much stuff. Maybe my initial response was giving the reviewer too much credit.

In the US, we have independent drivers but they’re branded by large corporations so we don’t realize that that Amazon delivery driver doesn’t work for Amazon.

I tried to cancel Billy Crystal but found out that he got cancelled back in the 90s for sucking.

Well yes, let’s measure the feeling of athletes over the public health of a nation.

This will be Munich plus Mexico City with a little dash of Rio and Montreal.

Yeah, I can’t believe she got that tip that the debate in Flint, Michigan was going to have a question about a local issue with the water supply. I mean, that water crisis wasn’t like on the front of the New York Times or anything.

This is all true of everything, except this one thing that I have that I can sell you.

Isn’t Spike Lee the last Knicks fan left at this point?

We don’t need TV weather, we can get the forecast specific to our location on the internet in like 3 seconds.

I love his movies except for that nervous guy who’s always in them.