Seriously, who the fuck is using all these straws?

Skittlebraü

I never thought South Park would be insightful or honest, either, and I was right.

Or just get a free bike. People leave those things outside all the time.

This is really lazy analysis on several fronts.

Did the Church of Scientology underwrite this one?

Well, a 20 ounce Coke has about a 1/3 of a cup of sugar.

It’s funny because his dad is also named Duncan Hunter and was also a crooked Congressman.

These look like they came from the Czar’s winter palace just before the Bolsheviks. 

As a first-time investor, you’re often guided to index funds as the place to start your wealth-building journey.

At least no one will ever steal this one, though.

Your fun fact sounds like it isn’t true.

Everything about the Denver airport is brutal.

Is Kathie Lee Gifford still on tv?

Are we totally sure? I mean there has to be SOME reason James Van Der Beek keeps being cast as a serial killer...

Where’s your Xenu now, Beck?

As a white person, I disagree.

It means fan-girling, whatever that is.

Cars are kind of evil.

Colin Jost, the poor man’s Seth Meyers.