It’s actually not that far fetched that the guards were asleep. Prison guards are really bad at their jobs.

Also, no more Hamilton Nolan columns.

I always thought the look he was going for was “old west bank teller”

Doesn’t this place have a sports site? I’m so confused.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Baseball_2020

Not reading comments also works when you fire everyone from a website.

They fired everyone with a password to the CMS.

Actually, he’s 41.

Second best part of having a baby is you can go trick-or-treating again. Best part is you can eat all the baby’s candy! They don’t even want it!

She’s being a racist.

Get out of here with that! It’s totally normal for some high school teacher to become a billionaire overnight.

Wow, that was the worst interview I’ve ever read. 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2019/10/30/trump-tweeted-photo-medal-honor-recipient-who-was-edited-out-replaced-by-dog/#comments-wrapper

Because it sucks. I won’t even take Hi-Chew when Costco gives it away for free.

Kit Kat and Peanut Butter Cups behind candy corn? Also, no Snickers? ANGER!

Has Trump ever interacted with an animal?

I’ll never understand why everyone’s least favorite Workaholic is the breakout star.

Isn’t that true for every single piece of entertainment?

C’mon stick to sports.

I’m no expert but I’m guessing the issue was that it was not good.