He really wants to bring back the XFL.

His real big come down was sycophantic praise of George W. Bush and the Iraq War. Of course he came down from that phase by being against the Iraq War after it didn’t matter anymore.

Woodward is a hack who got lucky once and has been coasting for 50 years.

regarding two cases in which men died of methamphetamine overdoses at his home in West Hollywood, California on Wednesday.

Most doctors date nurses.

People also hate Nickelback because they’re horrible.

I’m actually surprised you haven’t heard of her. NPR is constantly talking about her to help us olds feel connected to the youths.

Texans loves locking people up. She’ll get a few bonus points (avoid death penalty) for being a cop and for being white, but she’ll be in jail for the rest of her life.

It’s interesting that the guy who graduated number 1 in his West Point class quit the army as a captain.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty.

The Hangover sequels were actually pretty funny in a meta context. Hangover 2 was the exact same movie but in a different setting. Hangover 3 was like some sort of crime/spy movie that didn’t make any sense.

This might come as a shock but you can be convicted and not actually do what you were convicted of.

East coast bias.

Well, this is Texas so she’ll probably serve at least 500 years. Hell, Texas executed Cameron Todd Willingham and he didn’t kill anyone.

Hot take, the Wildcard game is stupid. At least make it best of 3.

I thought her last name was Eyelash.

This is why I went to community college. Also, I don’t have much money and was a mediocre student.

Now that Felix is gone, no one can name a single player on the Mariners.

Screw this article.

Who is Katie Perry?