The rant didn’t exactly make sense, though and it ended with Dumb and Dumber saying something about millennials being the worst. generation. ever. Which came out of nowhere.

This wasn’t really a dog whistle. It was more just overt antisemitism.

He also survived a horribly traumatic incident where he was shot twice.

You seem confused as the Taliban were not involved in 9/11.

Were any progressives sad that Bolton was leaving?

Your gif has convinced me that vaping is actually pretty cool.

Holy shit, I agree with Trump on something.

Why did you finance your mattress?

On the other hand, he has cool sound effects, Vanguard doesn’t.

These people look very very very drunk.

Tower Heist was actually a pretty good movie. Well, the parts with Eddie Murphy were really good.

Okay, Ross.

The Ross Douthat who turned down Reese Witherspoon? That Ross Douthat? Are you sure?

Didn’t he marry a teenager?

Do you get paid for this?

Mia Farrow’s daughters are essentially his daughters, too.

Also, Manhattan is creepy as fuck.

David Brooks makes Thomas Friedman seem less stupid.

Steve Avery totally did it.

Nothing, now. You guys took something beautiful and ruined it.