He was funny in 7 Days in Hell ("Indubitably"), which this article writer apparently hasn't seen. Tip: check IMDb before writing a snarky article based on the premise that an actor has never done x genre before because you only know him from having done y.

Well, if nothing else, this show has made Hannibal and Bates Motel look brilliant by comparison. If MTV wanted to do a slasher show, then they should have had someone mercifully kill off all of the characters on Awkward.

What actually transpired between Caleb and Norma is likely intended to remain ambiguous until some kind of breaking point is reached. It could turn out that Norma lied or misremembered, and that Caleb is just super creepy due to childhood trauma, but it feels like an eventual dramatic reveal of Caleb's "true nature"…

Thanks! Your username inspired me to lookup "echolalia." Do you ever get smartasses replying to your posts with the exact same message that you posted?

In this episode we learned that Romero's alleged father has an ambiguous ethnic accent, was apparently somehow a (dirty-to-the-rotten-core) cop in small-town USA in the 80s/90s despite said accent, and, most inexplicably, has no guyliner! Romero had better get Maury on the case, because there's no way that's his real…

Caleb always comes across as kind of disingenuously dimwitted, but you're right that he did seem a bit extra discombobulated in the post-header scenes. It's not at all realistic given the extent of the accident, but it may have been a slight nod at least towards verisimilitude. Not that we necessarily want or need our…

Haha, yes, that was a nice example of the "no hospitals" amateur/self-surgery trope. Technically Dylan stitches him up while he drinks booze to numb the pain, but close enough. Surprisingly there wasn't a scene of them pouring said booze onto the wound. If only they had something better than alcohol on hand at the…

The best and most inexplicable part of this episode was when rapey duncle dudebro took a ~10ft header into a concrete floor and came away only needing stitches—in his hand. Apparently traumatic brain injury doesn't exist in the world of this show. To be fair though, unrealistic head injuries are a common trope in TV…

Ray's a politician now, so he's probably also a headless, shirtless torso on FetLife.

Yup, it was just another one of Len Wiseman's sex parties.

Do you suppose that this Chick fellow crafts artisanal boar bristle brushes in his filthy armory/workshop? Or maybe he just hangs dead animals around his property to help ward off perpetually-bewildered pretty boys and their super creepy dude-bro duncles?

Murdering one's ex-girlfriend in a parking lot is not "domestic-abuse murder." If it didn't occur in a shared domicile, or even within the context of a familial or active intimate partner relationship, then there was nothing "domestic" about it. Also, qualifying the murder as abuse is kind of an awkward…

I don't find Tierney's duck lips unappealing. Wilson's lips on the other hand look like she went to her plastic surgeon and said, "Just fuck me up." She looks like a Simpsons character.

There's also this caveat in the fine print: "U-verse Internet price includes 250 GB of data/mo. Additional $10 charge per each 50 GB of data usage in excess of data plan." No thanks.

He looks like, has the personality of, and may very well be Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell’s improbable time-traveling lovechild.

But Kierkegaard never wrote anything worth plagiarizing.

Uh so yeah, like bad news dude, but the appeal to GOTCHA sarcasm was officially added to the list of invalid excuses for being hopelessly full of shitsack bullshit. Way to not even know fuck about shit about how to get a dialogue going. So, like, sorry that your hate boner is actually but seriously literally some kind…