*said 98% of Jalopnik, and 1% of actual buyers”

People pay a lot more to cosplay as race car drivers.

“…the seller claims more than $7,000 in parts having gone into it over the course of the past seven years ownership”

BuT tHINk of ThE TRadItiON

The Canyon AT4 looks better than the Sierra.

When craftsmen were finishing the Nantes Cathedral in France, they would often carve small birds intricately into the tops of columns and moldings, even out of the view of people in the cathedral. When asked why they went to so much trouble for something that nobody could appreciate, they simply replied “People may…

I think this was announced in 2007.

I’d have been tempted to sell half my fleet to buy this thing.

Technically it’s correct but I can’t help but nitpick the wording of the headline and initial description a bit.

If they could have gotten rid of the ducktail spoiler, I would agree. Having both looks incredibly dumb. 

Sorry, that wing combined with the lip spoiler just looks completely and utterly ridiculous.

Tranny swap into a better ZJ, and keep the cowl tag from the original as a souvenir/documentation.

a bumper wench

Actually they are probably doing the right thing, assuming someone called for help. If someone takes a literal nosedive into concrete they might have neck damage and should only be turned over by medical personnel.

What about a CHEBBY SS?!?!?! V-8, Can have a manual, has a useable back seat and trunk, and still can get that big sound and acceleration.

How exactly invisible does your child or finances have to be to have them spend $1000 a week on something and not notice it almost immediately in your account? 

no shit... all that talk about $12k exhausts and not even a photo of one?!

someone should create a documentary which tracks down these audience members, have them recount the experience and show us how the car, if still in their possession, has fared.

Real talk - this was simple and elegant. Thank you. 

Didn’t the NFL have a rule last year that would have made that tackle a penalty? I remember them flagging any defensive player that landed on the quarterback for a while. Did they finally get rid of that?