The right answer is unquestionably a used Lexus LS or GS. A few year old GS 350 AWD F Sport is pretty nice looking.

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

All they needed was a warm body and they got...Dwight Howard.

Why does ARod have a rental car and why is he parking two blocks from the stadium?  Isn’t part of being rich that you don’t have to jack around with Avis and parking lots?

Get Stinged

I wonder how much they paid him to do it

The lesson here is clear:

Health inspectors don’t look that hard in grocery stores. They mostly look at the food prep areas and perishable departments. If the coolers were keeping temp and didn’t appear dirty they would have no reason to look. The smell though...the fact that everyone ignored the smell is kind of scary. I went into a store…

How were people not alerted by the smell of the decomposition? 

1060? Joke.

1060? Joke.

Consider me skeptical that the GPS version will work that well. Firstly, typical commercial GPS is accurate to what, a few meters? I know military GPS is more like a few inches, but not your average run of the mill unit you can buy at a store. Secondly, if it takes 2.8 seconds to lift, at 24 mph that’s 98 feet. That’s…

If we all storm it together there’s no way they can stop all of us

License plates are always shared with the general public.

Its captain managed to bring the beleaguered sub to the surface, but it sank about five hours later. All 42 sailors were killed in the incident, known as the Komsomolets disaster.

“I am a 6'7", 350-pound burly guy with a big beard and a love for small cars.”

This is a good take

I would watch the shit out of a race series that had a single cylinder engine requirement, today. How much horsepower can you get out of a single 120mm piston? Unlimited stroke? Sure. Forced induction? Of course. 2-stroke? Why not.

Both of these takes are wrong because both of these Porsches have driven under their own power.

Oh, you all think this kid’s face is punchable in that GIF? You ain’t seen nothing yet.