Not according to Dan from Chicago:

This guy. I like this guy.

You should have sent this in for the article proper.

The one I’ve been waiting for....

That’s for college basketball. This is for football, which KU does not play.

Bob Stoops: Not a dick

Not one word anywhere about fucking wings?

I’ve been drunk with friends after a long night of partying and peed on the side of building (in college, not at thirty-freakin’-two) on my way home, but not when there was a bathroom right there. WTF?

So why not let men compete with women?

We’ve found the most defensive fan base, anyway.

John will make up for it when he releases Half-Life 3 next month!

Manning was (and probably still is) TOTALLY taking HGH. Are you kidding me?

Deny, deny, deny, and he knows that he’ll land a plum job after a “respectable” waiting period (baring a release of all the evidence of the Pepper Hamilton report). I see NFL O-coordinator for a couple of years, followed by another stint as head coach at a Power 5 school.

And the others are Chilis, Flingers, and Chotchkies.

You mean when they are mathematically eliminated, or on opening day?

Even googling “Matt Ryan doppelganger” yields boring results.

Props to Falcon fans for some really strong entries. That being said, I already know they are probably the most forgettable franchise in the NFL (maybe Jacksonville can argue this) and that by the end of the season I will have forgotten they exist, having done nothing of consequence. Somehow even if they were to win…

Nope.

Why would Press have any confidence when her own coach criticizes her publicly and refuses to play her in any meaningful minutes? She won’t get any serious consideration as long as Ellis is the coach. Her first touch almost sent Morgan in to score, but Rapinoe, who shouldn’t have been brought anyway subs in before…

Yeah, but it is nonsense.