God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

You inspire me with your calm, stoic disposition and unwavering prioritization of that which matters most in life.

First time reading a Ratto column?

Chris must live in an area with really shitty Italian. I don’t think I’ve truly laughed out loud at a Funbag question in years.

The Taurus X was a major improvement over the Freestyle- it introduced the 3.5 V6/six speed auto and dropped the Freestyle’s 3.0/CVT.  That same powertrain carried over to the new Explorer/Flex- and the Flex was really more the direct replacement for the Taurus X than was the new Explorer.

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

Release a slightly enhanced GBA edition for Switch, you cowards!

“The toner’s low. It’s always low. I’ve maybe never changed the tone. I just shook it again.”

I am honestly very curious if the shirts are free or not.

The saddest part of all of this is that the show will likely never get to transition from Bortles to Minshew II, who has arguably out-Bortle’d Bortles on every conceivable front. The man’s completion percentage is 69.420% at the moment. It’d work so beautifully...

what makes you think they’ll win?

And it costs a low low price of $1500.

Every aspect of TBBT is the most grating aspect of TBBT, but I see your point.

Why aren’t you guys recommending used Jeep SRT8s?

Yeah, that was an absolutely terrible answer, ha. Unless the fiancee is willing to just completely cut off all contact, it doesn’t matter where she is; the MIL can’t push buttons via text or a phone call from 1,000 miles away. The answer I’d give: therapy, if it’s not already happening, both couples (writer/fiancee)…

Milowda’re going fo drop da rocks ere tumang lik Filip Inaros, sasa.

Gina Carano as a Gladiator was about the only thing the 2008 revival did right. God, what can’t Hulk Hogan ruin?

Apple cider donuts are far superior to shitty pumpkin spice ones.

The forward slash! Who the fuck uses a forward slash for anything?... Ah. Right. Well, what about the thingie above the forward slash? The |?