Wasn’t cannibal burgers  the original premise of Bob’s burgers and this story the pilot episode?

The worst thing to puke up is nothing.  As in, your stomach is empty but your body continues to evacuate.  So just straight acid coming out.  Fucking hell that shit BURNS.  

Jesus Christ, Laura! The body isn’t even cold yet!

Dave:

I’ve stopped using the work “marijuana” and started saying cannabis once I learned that the former snuck a little anti-Mexican hate into the drug hate.

The most disturbing thing about that promo image is those nails

He’ll be an officer in a neighbouring county within a week.  You know...everyone deserves a second chance...something...something.

You know how I know you’re gay? You make jokes about ska.

Wait, death? The article says only one succeeds, but that doesn’t mean that the ones that don’t succeed die. Which doesn’t seem like much if any of a spoiler - if there goals are in opposition, they can’t all succeed.

I imagine their struggles to stay profitable are 99% caused by the hugely inflated rent they pay for commercial real estate and 1% caused by higher wages. 

How horny?: Pretty horny

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Because of what I do for a living, I spend a great deal of time around guys who made the run—some of them broke the bigs, but obviously most of them didn’t. And whether a guy makes it to the show or not, he’ll always tell you the same thing: the difference between the guy who makes it and they guy who doesn’t is 10%…

I HAVE TAKEN BOLD ACTION.

What, no Julie Benz?

the New York Yankees are a wicked, awful baseball team

Or switching between summer and winter tweels without shelling out $20 for a reprogram they never get right the first time. 

Ok, I seriously don’t mean to make light of anything here, but I can’t be the one who did a quintuple take at “transports” here in this context, can I...

(And that’s before we winnow out the Odinists, who’re white nationalists.)