Cleveland would tell you it was bullshit that two all-stars were knocked out of the finals. I rather beat the splash brothers at full strength but I’m not going to cry if he’s not around in the finals. Health is super important, last year might have gone different if Cavs are healthy.

May we never be on the same flight...

Didn’t work too well for Bart Simpson either

Oh, you’re one of those people. I will, without fail, kick you out of my seat.

You are the reason it takes twice as long to board an aircraft than it should. Thanks for making life a little more miserable for the rest of us.

Im so glad to hear others say this. When I was saying it last summer, people acted like Id stepped on their puppy.

It was so bad I laughed out loud in the theater. I’m glad someone else is directing this one, sad that he’s writing it (I feel most of what I thought was bad was in the script) and sadder that it frees him up for ep IX.

Jurassic World sucked. Maybe he can do better.

Siri completely incapable of driving your car when drunk.

Mejia: But I was set up, man!

School Commissioner - “Broom handle? So I assume some sweeping changes are in order.”

Can’t stop watching this for some reason.

Agree totally, but also $75 million seems to be a tad much from the Andrews side.

I want my basketball teams to end their wins the same way I’ll end my life - dribbling until the clock runs out.

Don’t knock Vinny, he’s the last Browns QB to win a playoff game. . . Man we suck.

As a San Franciscan, I just want to say that I don’t think there’s a better way for The City to spend its money than hosting a prestigious event on its 50th anniversary.

THIS! I lived in LA for 4 years, everyone loves SF. I’ve been in SF for a little over a year everyone hates LA. LA has it’s issues lets be clear but I miss it compared to here!

The major question, of course, is whether L.A. has enough apathy to support two teams rather than just one.

I’ve lived in Northern and Southern CA and traveled extensively in my life and I’ve never experienced the level of smug that is San Francisco. Paris comes close, but SF is the worst. Funny how many of them hate Angelinos but they’ve never been here.