Cleveland would tell you it was bullshit that two all-stars were knocked out of the finals. I rather beat the splash brothers at full strength but I’m not going to cry if he’s not around in the finals. Health is super important, last year might have gone different if Cavs are healthy.

May we never be on the same flight...

Oh, you’re one of those people. I will, without fail, kick you out of my seat.

You are the reason it takes twice as long to board an aircraft than it should. Thanks for making life a little more miserable for the rest of us.

Mejia: But I was set up, man!

School Commissioner - “Broom handle? So I assume some sweeping changes are in order.”

Can’t stop watching this for some reason.

Agree totally, but also $75 million seems to be a tad much from the Andrews side.

I want my basketball teams to end their wins the same way I’ll end my life - dribbling until the clock runs out.

Don’t knock Vinny, he’s the last Browns QB to win a playoff game. . . Man we suck.

As a San Franciscan, I just want to say that I don’t think there’s a better way for The City to spend its money than hosting a prestigious event on its 50th anniversary.

The major question, of course, is whether L.A. has enough apathy to support two teams rather than just one.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

Hey, remember when St. Louis threw a bunch of public money at the NFL to steal a team with an established fanbase back in the mid-’90s, and they were the bad guys? Karma’s a bitch, and James Busch Orthwein can finish that bag of dicks Bob Kraft gave him in ‘94. St. Louis had to settle for the Rams, and you live by the…

Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?