“I don’t see a happy ending coming here, Mike.”

We got Domino’s for my son’s birthday party a couple weeks back, and damn if it wasn’t pretty good. For chain pizza, since I wasn’t about to drop $20 per pie from a good local pizzeria, I was pretty impressed.

Dirty little secret: The difference in household coverage between ESPN and NBCSN is less than 3% of all households.

“for... reasons? I don’t know, they just do.”

This isn’t really a mystery. The Sabres get good ratings ( for... reasons? I don’t know, they just do. ) for NBCSN, Canadian teams don’t. If people actually bothered to watch the games that feature Canadian teams: NBCSN would show more of them. It’s super basic.

This is one of the worst jokes I’ve ever seen on kinja and I love it. Thank you.

Wow, are you series?

Kyrie did not have time to process that flat insult.

I love the Bucks! They are officially 2017-18's Team of Hell Yeah. I’m just not ready to bump them all the way up to a top-3 seed just because one of the five teams that finished ahead of them last year suffered a catastrophic injury. There’s still the other four, y’know?

Oh, I don’t believe that at all. I would be really shocked if they can hang in the East’s top 3, barring some really devastating injuries to the Cavs, Raptors (BUCKS), and Wizards, or a miraculous return to full health by Hayward.

I wasn’t commenting on the actual quality of the burgers, but on the attitudes of Californians, who think nothing can top their state.

PREACH

If the letter bothered him very much, he wouldn’t have come back.

Agreed. 5 Guys is the GOAT of chain burger joints.

Wouldn’t it make more sense to travel to a major hog producing state like Iowa or North Carolina, or at least an in-California game that features a team from one of those places? That would require actual effort, of course.

As usual, everyone there was hanging their heads in shame.

You’ll have to pry that bacon from my cold, dead hands

Definitely Bills fans. All those phones, and all but one in portrait mode.

As is custom, the ceremony included the ceremonial breaking of the glass table. Mazel Tov!

#Buffalove!