Just remember, the average Patriots fan is always angry because he spends 25 hours a day stuck in traffic because the Massachusetts driving test consists of spelling your name 90% correct and not leaving a condensation circle from your Narragansett pounder on the form.

Here’s the thing. I’m a Jets fan. Being a Jets fan has been kind of trying over my life, with no real success or superstars to cheer for and really just a height of punching above our weight to get killed in a couple AFC championship games.

 In fairness to the Falcons, the Patriots waited for Freeman to be where they wanted him and then launched Hightower at him. Gameplanning matchups. The Edelman catch is as good a catch as the SB will see - some of those you lose. See helmet and Kearse.
Belichick required McDaniels and his team to have a bunch of…

Good work by Manny. Last time I tried walking off with a tater an ornery farmer chased me with a pitchfork

As if the Sunday drive from Vegas back to LA isn’t already bad enough....

My favorite was:

Flights to Vegas are going to be cheaper than stadium parking.

Lumping these three particular teams together makes a lot of sense actually...

Same exact thing happened to Angel Stadium when the Rams moved in. At least they renovated that place to restore the great views after the Rams left.

It makes sense to me... Raiders fans seem like the kind of people that go to Vegas for non-work-related reasons. Flights were as low as $68 when I checked just now.

Exactly. The Venn diagram of “LA residents who go to Vegas a few times a year” and “LA residents who are still Raiders fans” has enough overlap to make this work.

Wait, that’s what the Coliseum used to look like?!? They ruined it...

They ruined this view to build Mt Davis to lure the Raiders back, only to have the Raiders eventually leave them again. Idiots.

LACES OUT

*Kyrie stops at a gas station to fill up the moving truck*

+1 cat in your corner

Smartest man in Buffalo right here. Never gonna need a new jersey.

To be fair, I think that Osweiler is actually the perfect choice to be the Browns QB for this season. If we believe that the team is actually getting better but is at least a season away from being anything close to decent, what they really need this season is a QB who won’t embarrass himself and can stay healthy…

“Siri, who holds the Midwest League hitting streak record?”

Grossi: [accuses Browns of conspiring with Barnwell]