The funny thing is, the only question he had to answer to get these percentages was
“Do you like Vuvuzelas?”
x Yes
0 No

When you go fishing, how do you keep a Baptist from drinking all of your beer?

Chip and Joanna Gains will save Waco!

The real scandal is the number of Baptist beer drinkers out in public.

SIGH...All I’ve got at this point:

“John from Cincinnati ... meet Bill from Boston.”

Yup. These are my viewer.

Oh Brother is in my top 5. It does not get the love it deserves. Sure people like it but its much better than just good. The story, characters, music, language, acting. All unbelievably good.

That’s a good Dark Horse candidate for best Coen Bros. movie. I’ve always been partial to Oh Brother, myself.

Of all the shitty things the Boston sports media has done, slandering Tito on his way out the door is among the very shittiest.

Wait, where’s George’s father? I’m so confused.

No, that’d be stupid. The kid spends his Sundays at a bar.

Why does every single NFL matchup this season sound awful?

Variations on a theme.

Nah — walk-off bunt.

Most of them have only been Cubs fans since July or so.

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Yeah, but the Indians aren’t playing the Cavs.

That’s a deep dish of misery, alright.