I almost feel bad about how neglected White Sox fans always feel. Almost.

All Paulies are White Sox fans. THERE’S ANOTHER TEAM IN THIS CITY YKNOW.

The real MVP tonight: Jerry Tomlin

Thankk you for doing something so positive for others. Respect and empathy for you.

Got a kick out of Joe Buck saying they had talked about Schwarber ad nauseum (literally to the point of nausea), but that they were going to keep doing it. This is a great story, and Fox is doing their damnedest to make me hate it.

The perfect name for a man who looks like what Bob Wickman looks like.

Teddy Higuera

It’s cool in the way jazz is cool. Like, as a name it’s not gonna beat your ass, but it is gonna steal your girl. And probably get her hooked on opium.

Bob Wickman

John Axford

They’ll always be the Spiders to me.

It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.

This fact is the NBA equivalent of the Buttfumble. It can not, and will not, get old.

I will never get tired of reading this.

Did you know that’s the first time an NBA team has blown a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals basketball game series?

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

Oh it’s incredible, I love Tito. My favorite part about it all is that this postseason started with that crusty old humorless fuck Showalter sticking to the script and going home for the winter.

I do wish they let Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir do the play-by-play and color announcing.

Well, most years.