I think Schoen does a great job considering he’s calling the games from a TV monitor in Miami.

That would be exciting if BeIn were a real TV station instead of a poorly-thought-out money laundering operation.

Yup, Sevilla is legit. This is a good season so far.

I’ve said it multiple times on Deadspin: my interest has entirely shifted from the NFL to soccer this year. No commercials, very few stoppages and unbelievable skill of the players just makes it so much more entertaining.

Real question: Is it me or has the product of this season’s NFL been just awful? Like I can’t think of more than a couple of games that were even decent. They all just look like amateur hour punctuated with tons of ticky tacky calls and commercial breaks for Beer/Daily Fantasy.

...and furthermore, we refuse to eat your tax-break Ambrosia Salad unless you give us the giant-sized bowl for free, and actually PAY us to take it.

The Fridge looks pretty good, all things considered.

It’s the hands-on touch all abuse victims need from their abusers and enablers, and Presidential candidates.

Yea, it’s made up of retired Bengals players.

And baked beans. They eat baked beans. For breakfast.

“I’m an awful person. “

No, it’s the home of English rugby.

Yelling may be pointless, but it’s making James Corden rich.

Went to high school with Ryan... couldn’t have happened to a better, more soft-spoken guy. Doesn’t surprise me in the least he kept his head down and decided to burn Bautista and the Jays silently.

Francona’s their manager. We Boston assholes will still find a way to claim credit if Cleveland wins the World Series.

The thing about folks from Boston is that they are usually insufferable even without sports.

When the Browns win a championship.

i’m still waiting for the “Major League” Indians to win a World Series. In the original, the White Sox beat them in the divisional Siri and in the sequel we don’t know what happens in the World Series. Thank you. I will now retire to my nerditarium to compile the Yanks-Indians box score from that movie.

It’s a chance for Cleveland to get the rare championship trifecta