Now do the French verse.

Fun fact, I have a friend who grew up in Saskatchewan who had 4 black kids in his high school, each of whom had a dad playing for the Roughriders.

Wishing them many great nights in white satin in these days of future passed.

*Cavaliers and Warriors meet in the finals for the rest of eternity*

Ah yes, the bar where I peed next to a Badgers football player who was saying, as a girl appeared to be grabbing his junk, “It’s not coming out because you’re squeezing it too tight.”

I am an irritable Dad with a law degree. I surrender

I am an irritable dad with a law degree! It’s so nice to be recognized.

I AM, in fact, an irritable dad with a law degree, Samer. How did you DO that?

Counterpoint:

If ESPN really wanted to remove ex-employees who have been critical of the company since departing from their programming, they wouldn’t have aired it at all.

Exactly. This is why PR people who are good at providing media training can make very good money. It’s not even 18 hours later and he is no longer the subject of the story - and is viewed through a remarkably sympathetic lens by a lot of the relevant media outlets. This was a perfect illustration of how to move…

I thought Tunsil handled himself very well in the interviews he did after the draft. He didn’t lie or try to deny anything. He didn’t get angry or try to blame someone else. He didn’t even seem bitter or upset that he probably lost several million dollars. He admitted it was him, said it was mistake, said he was happy…

I’m sure you can have one. Magary isn’t going to be it.

Who they let go, and who won a Superbowl for another city.

You’ll get nothing and like it

Well, fuck it. I’ll be that guy — what about, like, at least a quarter of the Beatles catalog?

The Browns should just apologize to Connor Cook in advance.

You’ve got a nice, crisp Tubman coming your way some day.

Not to be outdone, Adrian Peterson declared his love for Ipswich Town.