Nah, he just really hates the Barenaked Ladies.

Well, it’s right next to his number, so “1 week...” as in “1 Week Until Pitchers and Catchers Report” I presume?

YEESH. Right in the Buckeyes...

(a) You’re 100% right. (b) They’re trying to break the curse, so you do what you have to do.

Bulls>Cavs

Riding his bear home after the game. He has to leave earlier than the guys who drive.

Sure, here you go:

But does the kid stay in the picture?

Yesterday, ESPN reported that the Cavs held a players-only meeting immediately after Blatt was fired, which was described as an “airing of grievances.”

Analog dick pics! OMG

My wife once got an actual photograph of some guy’s boner slid under the apartment door. She and her roommate figured it was the creepy morning doorman of their building. She kept it because it was so comically large. Years later, I was trying to find a pen and I stumbled across it and she told me the story. This was…

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

Because it’s in Denver, which for the Patriots is historically the equivalent of having them all play with a lung removed.

Sounds like someone’s still bitter that his treatment about a tortured Olive Garden line cook who solves crimes in his spare time is still hung up in pre-production.

Dear Blair Walsh,

I sat in the penthouse suite for a Cavs ECF game last year and all of the alcohol, and the buffet, was free. I don’t remember much of the game

You gotta problem with slab sided Lincolns?

That sounds like the last twitter account I’d ever want to check out.