It’s kinda crazy that I totally already forgot about him. I’ve never seen someone carry a career so far with a singular tackle. Good for him.

Clowney move, bro.

It never ceases to amaze me that a cat can be that wary of people that they’ll hide under cars if one person comes near, yet one will happily wander onto a brightly lit field surrounded by 30,000 people.

“I can do this.”

Idiot

Matt Damon will portray Lynch in the forthcoming film about the Seahawks running back, The Marshawn.

1. Drink as much free booze as you can

But Fred, think of all the St. Paul Saints fans who got a good laugh when they got these promotional giveaways a decade ago. I still got mine.

Mock Jim Tomsula ALL you want. Dude had his contract paid off when he was fired. He made $14-million for coaching one miserable year of football. Do you know how much Costco instant mashed potatoes $14-million buys? Jim Tomsula does!

In all honesty, your incessant plugs for Joe Jurevicious’ laundromats are becoming a little tiresome.

Schiano - 7-9 his first year in Tampa, 4-12 his second. Basically ruined the team. Gave dudes MRSA, ending a few good players’ careers and launched a few lawsuits.

Smith - 2-14 his first year in Tampa and 6-10 his second, turning the team into a frisky, competitive group, considering how young and raw they were. He…

[Fans]: “Listen to us, Glazer family! Hire Jose Mourinho to run the football team!”

I loved American Pie and I worship at the alter of Barney Stinson and How I Met Your Mother...and yet I still am not a huge fan of Alyson Hannigan. Something is the matter with me...but we already knew that on account of my being a Browns fan.

Deadspin, 2007 - The Blackhawks are really on one right now. Just a few days removed from being voted “Worst Franchise in American Sports”, the hockey team has hired a man who has spent the last 24 years working with the Chicago Cubs baseball team.

indifferent cleveland fan here- i’m interested in how this plays out...which is more than i could say about anything this team did 90 minutes ago so... good job?

You’re sort of backing up his point there. That is: with those shitty owners and their payroll constraints, he still managed to put together a team that was a few wins away from a WS title.

The Browns were just impressed that his teams have played meaningful games in October.

A good statistics person is easily worth his weight in gold. An example being the Ernie Adams/Bill Belichick combo. DePodesta just needs to find himself a good coach and then the Browns may be off to the races.

It’s certainly unconventional but it’s worth it just to see how excited DePodesta was when he got the call.

Correct. That is a critter fritter.