Like something FOX execs would slit their wrists over?

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Great, more talent to Lorde over the rest of the division.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about Drew. I like Dan Snyder.”

We’ve sunk pretty low when an Eagles fan calls us troglodytes - and I agree with him.

I grew up in Southern Virginia . Because of the distance from DC (3 hours) there were a few DC Skins fans, but not many. I was a sole Eagles fan (I know. I know.). Anyhow, the Eagles were playing the Skins in DC and my Dad got tickets. We got a hotel room in Arlington and he took me out to dinner on Saturday. We got…

I picture an oil canvas with Snyder lovingly draped over a couch. Much like this:

My friend went to high school with Snyder’s daughter and at a silent auction to raise money for the school Danny Boy donated an autographed picture of himself.

to destroy a condescending troll, you use pure and honest snark.

The bleachers play a key role in making Lambeau the best atmosphere in football. This is a town where people all respect one another and we love nothing more than wedging ass cheeks together and cheering on the Packers.

I went to a Brewers game at County maybe 20 years ago, but I’ve never been there for a Packers game.

Seems like the Bills would be one of the first teams that come to mind for Titans fans...

+1 Memphis Mad Dog

They have one important bit of power - because of them, the team can never threaten to move to San Antonio or Los Angeles.

Nashville is nothing more than several miles of a bar on every corner featuring the same shitty country bar band playing the same shitty country song to the same shitty faux country people.

I thought the Titans were part of the CFL’s failed “south of the border” experiment.

Awesome. You're my favorite sports writer in the world, Dude Menagerie.

If you took one of those dopey pedal tavern tour things and filled it with people who really like Kenny Chesney and then turned it into an entire city, you would have Nashville.

These comments are surprisingly funny. I may have underestimated the disdain Titan fans have for their team.

It turns out that the Patriots released their financials as well, but didn't account for inflation.