“There’s no sports on, we’re getting our ass handed to us on the CFO of Conde Nast story...we got anything in the slush pile to run?”

It’s because of posts like these, Timothy Burke is the Jordan of Deadspin. And much like Jordan, I hope you get fired over the weekend.

Not Sprinkles! =(

Kind of underscores how much of a self-destructive dope Josh Gordon must be

June 17, 2013

It’s annoying when white teenage punks use the word “nigga,” as if it’s OK for them to do so as long as they leave off the “-er.” I lived with a black dude for two years in college and I would never, ever call him “nigga.” It’s a fucking insult. It’s not cool. People should use buddy, man, pal or dude instead.
But…

And beer, lots and lots of great beer. Seriously come to Wisconsin we’ll show you a good time.

well that yankees avatar says it all

Maybe because this Wisconsin team is likable as hell and plays terrific basketball?

Note to self: call Ashley Judd Ashley Juggs from now on

I guess the bright side for Kentucky fans is that this loss preemptively saves the disappointment of vacating the title in a few years.

Why the hell would you ever root for duke

We are all Wisconsin.

That last Rodgers tweet was directed at Lance Briggs, who retweeted a Rodgers' "Go Badgers" tweet, bringing up that Rodgers went to Cal and (assumingly) he can't root for Wisconsin. Good thing Briggs also threw in a "#BearDown" to draw attention to this exchange to show that Rodgers can embarrass Bears defensive…

You usually don't see as many missed attempts in a West Ham shirt unless "Carroll" is on the back of it.

These are the equivalent of drunk guys in Eagles jerseys fighting each other at the Linc rather than hooligans. "Hooligans" are even more ridiculously looking when they fight, in their Burberry and stone island sweaters, while saying things like "claret was spilled!"

I cackled just like the guy in the video when the cop squared up to punch one of the brawlers.

Only at Al Johnson's. Personal friends with the family. Really sad when Al passed away, a few years ago. Great summertime memories working there (and best Swedish meatballs anywhere)! Born and bred in "Sturgeonton" (Sturgeon Bay).

Yeah, but "Where the Hell is Neenah?" (That was rhetorical; I live in 'tosa, born in The Door. If you're from Wisco, you know where both of those are.)

When you say Wisconsin, you've said it all.