Say what u want about cheap astros ownership. They bought the best light bulbs money could buy.

PM me.

"Bullshit."

Has anyone asked Robert Allenby what happened?

Any list that has Las Vegas as one of the happiest places to work is invalid and completely full of shit to begin with as Vegas is pretty much a soulless hellhole.

I always just assumed Forbes assembled these best-cities lists by giving meth to a chimp and having him draw names out of a giant barrel of Lincoln Logs all stamped with the name of a different metro area.

If a former employee leaves you to work in the unhappiest city, that probably doesn't say much for you.

Hey Brad Johnson caught his own pass for a TD has Trent Differ ever done that? No because Brad Johnson is the only person to ever do that.

The cities of Rochester [...]

Are we sure it's not the NYU Violets? It might be the NYU Violets.

And that just makes me want to chunder on me bollocks.

As a Bears fan who avidly plays Settlers of Catan, I hate this.

"When the average person sees the Packers doing it, it becomes a safe thing. That it's not the kids in mom's basement anymore," Fuge said.

Sometimes I hate the owner (Dallas), sometimes I hate the GM (San Diego), sometimes I hate the players (Pittsburgh), and sometimes I hate the fans (Chicago).

Tomorrow's Headline:

San Francisco hired my wife's college boyfriend?

This is an honest and fair transaction, given that many fans go to MLS games for the same reason people still go to Aerosmith concerts.

Jim Tomsula enjoys a glass of red wine with dinner, mostly for the antioxidants.

Well the journalists above were convinced enough to dismiss the idea based on a sample size of 0 games.