Its the one beer to have when you're having more than one!

"Obnoxious beer podcast in Brooklyn" are arguably the five worst words in the English language.

He's locally renowned the immortal words, "Now, this will probably do it. Yes, yes indeed it will. the United States has won this hockey game in Lake Placid against the USSR by a score of 4 to 3. They will play Finland next. Have a good night."

If only we could do this to INSERT MEMBER OF OPPOSING POLITICAL PARTY HERE.

Former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura also called for Peterson's suspension, not because of abuse allegations, but because he was partially responsible for 9/11.

Screw all of you nanny state libtards. My mother gave me Zubaz pants when I was a kid and I turned out fine.

For those of us who have Sunday Ticket

Anyone who's not fully sold on Brady by now can go root for the Browns for some goddamn perspective.

"TRAIL OF BEARS!" -Oklahoma State students

"I like the first guy's anecdotal evidence better, so your anecdotal evidence is invalid."

Why Drew Magary Sucks 2014

The problem is when they come back.

The weather is beautiful, Burning Man has rid SF of most of its insufferables for a few days and college footbaw is finally here. All is right with the world.

We're a little too high on ourselves, but the reaction you had kind of validates my point. Your team is just the red-headed stepchild of the Packers. You don't see Bears fans act like this towards the Packers. They may think we suck, but they worry about bashing us 2 weeks a year, not 14.

Soooo, you're calling Packer fans fair-weather? Really? Sounds like another whiny Viking or Bear fan like Drew.

Well said! Let 'em hate. ND has tradition, high standards, and a badass NBC contract. http://media3.giphy.com/media/A6H1A9rh…

Your reason, logic, and coherently expressed thoughts have no place here!

Drew does not like Michigan. http://deadspin.com/5763002/the-lo…

Drew, I love you. I do. And as a ND fan, I can still understand the disdain that the football program engenders. It is not unreasonable, and most sober Irish fans get that. There are plenty of things to hate about Notre Dame, and being hateable is part of the attraction in some perverse way.