Can someone please bribe FIFA to stop this disaster already.

This reminds me of when the NFL had the Super Bowl in some fictional town called "Jacksonville".

I wrote my Master's thesis on sports such as boxing, football, and hockey potentially leading to neurodegenerative conditions later in life...all it takes is one or two hits to the head and it could set you down that path. Scary stuff. That's why I choose to remain a lazy, fat piece of shit.

I'm from California and your beer sucks, too.

I don't have an opinion on the cookie comparison, but it amazes (and amuses) me that they serve RC cola at Rams games.

To AJ #1: you left out Milwaukee. Milwaukee is WAAAAAAAAAAY the fuck better than St. Louis, mostly by virtue of not being St. Louis. We've got our own problems, to be sure as fuck, but if any of our citizens had the option, pretty much all of us are staying here.

I bought a shirt in Anchorage that says "say hello to my little friend." and it's an outline map of Texas surrounded by the much larger Alaska. (Fun fact! It's not an island the size of Wisconsin off of SoCal.) They guy who sells 'em at the weekend market in Anchorage has a sign that says "Pissin' off Texas since…

A good call by the organization during training camp, since Minnesota will spend most of the season having to settle with a punter.

Gallant: "Hey, that's Payola!"

If the performers will not contribute financially, the NFL may look elsewhere. Rumored options are Boston, Chicago, Kansas, Europe, Asia, or Paul McCartney.

Wait, Coldplay? They'll pay to get this gig just to spite the world.

Another sign the NFL doesn't get it: Petition started for Weird Al to play halftime got over 150k signatures.

I'm convinced that Manziel would have taken over the starter's job in his second season, sparking a nuclear war on First Take, and then immediately reinstated the cocaine-era Cowboys, leading them to a Super Bowl victory before dying of an overdose.

As an Eagles fan, let me say that I hope Jerry lives to be 150 years old, because this past decade and a half has been high comedy (even if this was embellished for sales appeal).

If Johnny Football was drafted by the Cowboys, Bristol, CT would have burst into a supernova. I can't decide whether that's a good or bad thing.

Easily my second favorite story from the fans this week. The first being this, naturally:

The NFL isn't helping its cause when cheap Vikings tickets are $160 a seat in a temporary venue.

"SAT night?"

I once took the BART train the same day there was a Raiders game and a gay S&M festival. Everyone was wearing spikes, chains, and black leather. I didn't know who was going to what.

The Chmura jersey wasn't available?