I figured that’s exactly what you were doing, commenting on Golden Staters.

Oh no, I’ve had both. In-n-Out is quite good, but it ain’t Culver’s.

Dammit, Canmon, this is Deadspin. There will be no reason, logic, or thought here. HURR DERP WHEN’S LEBRON LEAVING THAT CRAPHOLE CLEVELAND AGAIN?

New England Hank Hill? That’s an insult to Hank Hill.

I like Idris Elba, but he’s now 45, and that’s really too old to start playing James Bond.

Much wishful thinking on Hillary’s part, but I get the point. +1

Well, he’s a Mets fan. What a shocker.

Yeah, you’ve never been to Wisconsin, have you?

Oh man, I had forgotten all about Vodka Samm’s Crimson Tide cousin.

This hasn’t worked that well over the past fifteen years (one world title, as many as the Royals and Marlins).

The weed (I think that’s weed) is a nice touch, since Nevada recently legalized marijuana.

And there is supposedly NO parking at the Vegas stadium site. http://www.oregonlive.com/nfl/index.ssf/2017/07/las_vegas_raiders_fans_may_be.html

Really, if the Raiders moved anywhere out West, the fans would follow them there, with the possible exception of San Diego. They will be the most popular team in the LA area even if the Rams win the next five Super Bowls.

Yep. That was a nice view. It was also said that Oakland had the best turf in the American League when only the A’s played there.

I’m 48 now. I’M too young to remember the ‘72 Dolphins, and I’m old.

Give Hank the Dog five minutes with Rally Cat and see who comes out victorious.

Saints fans are gonna milk 28-3 longer than their own Super Bowl victory, and it’s gonna be weird. I still say your rivalry with Atlanta is fake anyway.

This. Despite the years of ineptitude and the never-ending snark, the NFL actually is better with a good Cleveland Browns franchise.

My father just turned 81 and he is noticeably slowing down. Although he doesn’t use a cane, he walks very slowly because his knees hurt so bad. He still rides a bike five days a week, mows the lawn, and does the gardening, though. Doesn’t seem to have any major health problems, which is good.

Kyrie wants to be THE man, which I guess we all have the desire to do, at one point or another. And if Kyrie bided his time just a little bit more, he would probably be THE man in Cleveland soon.