While I agree with you about watching the NBA over the NFL, I can’t agree that the NBA talent is at an all time high. The 90s NBA would walk all over the current NBA.

Hootie says, “the Dolphins make him cry.” Well, fuck him, he still feels emotion. If he were a Lions fan he’d be dead inside and just be numb.

They once held the Super Bowl in Detroit. Obviously we weren’t in it (although for some reason the media couldn’t stop telling us that Jerome Bettis was from Detroit, like that was some kind of accomplishment for us. Or maybe they were just shocked that anyone from this shithole went on to be successful at anything.).…

I don’t remember the exact day I stopped believing in God, but I bet it was a Sunday in the fall or winter.

The Lions make me a worse person. Anytime I overhear anyone complaining about anything sports related, even if I don’t know them and they’re not talking to me, I interrupt and say something like, “Screw you, I’m a Lions fan!” I’m not looking for sympathy, I’m not trying to one up them with my misery, and in retrospect…