I miss Roy Williams making the first down signal while catching a 12 yd pass while down 24 in the 4th qtr. he is the only player I can think of for whom the Lions could not destroy his joy. Although, I don’t think he could count, so that might have had something to do with it. Maybe he just didn't know they were…

Hootie says, “the Dolphins make him cry.” Well, fuck him, he still feels emotion. If he were a Lions fan he’d be dead inside and just be numb.

They once held the Super Bowl in Detroit. Obviously we weren’t in it (although for some reason the media couldn’t stop telling us that Jerome Bettis was from Detroit, like that was some kind of accomplishment for us. Or maybe they were just shocked that anyone from this shithole went on to be successful at anything.).…

I don’t remember the exact day I stopped believing in God, but I bet it was a Sunday in the fall or winter.

The Lions make me a worse person. Anytime I overhear anyone complaining about anything sports related, even if I don’t know them and they’re not talking to me, I interrupt and say something like, “Screw you, I’m a Lions fan!” I’m not looking for sympathy, I’m not trying to one up them with my misery, and in retrospect…

Don’t worry, Coco, I’m sure telling the Internet not to make fun of you who cause the Internet not to make fun of you.

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Ummm... Isn’t he gay? Didn’t you see the way he dressed at the draft? Also... He’s a Buckeye.

I wouldn't say he's missing it.

So... He wrote a will?

Well... He may be dead, but his name was an anagram for “Keg Rectory”

Who?

I enjoy him

He was just standing his ground.

That's because blacks are bad

That ironic, because I got a handful of injuries masterbating to Lindsay Vonn. ✊🏼

Deadspin, how have you not outed this dude yet? Isn't that what you do?

Tom, as always, fuck U! You know why.

Albert, you're even fatter than I imagined. Did they take you off Foodspin because you ate all your homework?

Marchman looks even more punchable in video that he does on a podcast. What a pretentious prick!