Why does God keep taunting us by infecting the worst among us and then letting them recover through their wealth? 

They chose Richards (a guy with a history of lawsuits, even before they found out about the podcast) and Bialik (with an anti-vaxx history and some unfortunate comments about how women dress/how women are abused in Hollywood). I find it hard to believe that Jennings’ Twitter history is unacceptable to them, but those…

To be fair, Brett Kavanaugh is on the Supreme Court and had all his debt paid off. 

That letter from the EVP is so stupid. “Y’all were pissed we put the creep in front of the camera so we were hoping that y’all would calm down if he went back behind the camera but we were surprised to find out that you guys were upset that we had a creep on staff at all. “

Surely “is good at it” should be one of the requirements? Not that I watched him (or any of the other guest hosts), but it doesn’t seem like people who did were generally that favorable. I think they should aim slightly higher than “well-known, popular person who hasn’t done anything shitty on record”.

I always just assumed that, given the many decades they had to think about this, the brain trust behind Jeopardy had a codified line of succession similar to the British monarchy or the U.S. presidency. I thought they had a contingency for who would host Jeopardy if Alex, the announcer, the executive producer, and…

Mike Richards out-fucking-up Michael Richards is truly remarkable. All he had to do was not steal the hosting job. This is like if Michael B. Jordan was better at basketball than Michael Jordan.

In all seriousness, I actually think it would be a great idea to bring in Hilary Swank. Imagine Daniel’s reaction to finding out that he wasn’t Miyagi’s only pupil.

Just. Don’t. Tweet. That’s the main lesson here. There is literally no upside to using Twitter in 2021.

Carrot Top or Elvira.

I’ve had a couple people make the argument that the “guest” hosts were never intended to be seriously “trying out” and were serving just in the capacity of guest host for a week or two. I disagree with that stance, but then I think about how Dr. Oz guested and it feels like if I was making the argument that “surely…

And when was the last time you heard of a horse or cow with COVID? Exactly.

For me the really scary thing in this whole shitshow is...these people aren’t held in any way responsible. People poison themself because of these assholes. People are dying because they listen to them and don’t get vaccines. Like it isnt even a speculation if there is blood on their hands...because IT IS!
And these…

Is that *all* horse medicine we’re advised against because I’ve just ordered an absolute shit-ton of ketamine off the dark web and I don’t want to have to throw it out. 

It must be weird to revisit a franchise that is such a symbol to a certain group of assholes. Obviously the Matrix is way bigger and has more broad appeal than those groups, but if it were my movie I would be tempted to pause halfway through the movie and have Neo turn to the camera to say “The red pill is not a…

It’s not surprising that siblings might have different opinions on going back and revisiting old work. They are separate people after all.

In fairness, it can’t do any damage that the first two sequels haven’t already done. It’s a comparatively low bar — all it needs to be is less than a total disaster and it’ll be the second best Matrix movie...

The Gizmodo article implies that Yahya Abdul Mateen has either been cast as Morpheus or someone very much like him (bald, kung-fu training, red pill offering dude).

More school hallway scenes? I feel like Tom Holland has been a ~10th grader for like 5 friggin years.