Eww

Especially if they’re stuffing down two dollar tacos! What, is the server psychic? Does he have to administer a Breathalyzer? You generally get cut off in a bar if you can’t stand up or are trying to start a fight/peeing in the entryway.

Exactly. Especially when the writer specifically points out that the couple took the table for the whole night

There’s a difference between ‘too drunk to drive’ and ‘too drunk to get served’.

Surely he’d recall his identity after just one look at his monogrammed thermos.