There's definitely a need for this kind of character and kids tv show, I'm just not sure what revamping Doug Funny would bring to the story.

They sure do make family reunions a hoot!

2004 was a strange place.

We are all made of stars.

Looking up fan drawings of Bowser and Peach on Deviantart is my most wtf moment in Mario history.

Yeah, suddenly fighting Easter Island head aliens after a relatively sane (by Mario standards) beginning was definitely a shock.

It keeps telling me I should be sorted into "Presbyterian."

Holy (muff) Diver?

Is this a sex thing?

What conversation? Why are you in my house? Is this my house?

I would rather show than tell.

Why don't you visit anymore?

If I had a dollar for every time I started talking about Organic eggplants and then lost my train of thought I would have at least 12 eggplants.

Dog carols are the Shitzu.

If I had a dollar for every time someone said, "Have you heard of blah blah blah…" and I replied, "No, they sound great. I'll have to check them out." and then I didn't check them out, I would have… something, I suppose. What was I talking about again?

AV Club, you sound lonely. Do you need to talk?

I know some people who have worked with him. Basically every thing you've heard about him being a narcissistic ass is completely correct.

Great job, unnecessary and controversial ruling class?!

So Stephen King, Sally Field, and Jhumpa Lahiri walk into a bar…

He's sitting over there.